What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?
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| In this photograph, Pete is eating a Thanksgiving feast. |
But Frankly, the idea for No Regard for Eating Right was born out of a gchat conversion I had with Jeff Chan (he really is The Worst) after reading that Kobayashi was retiring, Jeff disagreed with me when I called him a Pussy:
Me: In other news, Kobayashi is a pussy
Jeff: dude give him a break
Me: no way - he keeps losing so he's quitting
Jeff: sometimes you've gotta just throw in the towel
Me: he should have to eat his towel
And from there we went on to scheme about how we could pitch a special event to ESPN 2 in which an eating contest is made out of Kobayashi's [pussy move] retirement. It would consist of Kobayashi being forced to eat the towel he was "throwing in" and it would be called "Kobayashi: Throwing Up the Towel." If he successfully eats his own towel, he is allowed to retire. But if he fails, he is forced to recall his bullshit retirement and compete against Joey Chestnut in next year's hot dog eating contest to once and for all decide which of the two is really the best at shoving the most penis shaped foods into their mouths in under ten minutes. But most importantly, the special event would have been a huge success and Jeff and I would simultaneously make millions while No Regard for Human Life got tons of press due in part to the awesome success of No Regard for Eating Right.
So friends, welcome to No Regard for Eating Right. Enjoy the ride.
