Thursday, December 8, 2011

December 7, 2011: Frankly

Q: Pete, what'd you have for dinner last night?

A: Last night, I ate the following for dinner: Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn (multiple small bags), Some Annie's White Cheddar Mac N Cheese, A slice of eggplant pizza from Pizza Villa , Ice cream cake, 3 Yuenglings and 3 glasses of Whiskey with ice.

On top of it all, I really wanted fried clams with french fries.

So desperately: I wanted fried clams.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

February 1, 2011: Frankly

Q: Pete, what did you have for dinner last night?

A: Dinner was a clam chowder before the game, canned, with two glasses of white wine. Then some dank-ass quiche with broccoli, turkey, sweet potato, and green beans from the Rooth's after the game. 1-and-a-half glasses of white wine.

Then some Tostidos Scoops with salsa and Mexican cheese.

Then got home and had some more tostidos, no cheese or salsa this time tho.' And the flat kind. Horrible knee injury.

Friday, December 3, 2010

December 3, 2010: Actually

Q: Pete, dinner last night?

A: What was for dinner?


Crave Case, motha fucka. Half plains, half baco w/ cheese. Sack of fries.

Monday, November 22, 2010

November 21, 2010: Actually

On November 21, 2010, our very own Pete Brownell ran a half marathon in Philadelphia with a time of 1 hour and 38 minutes. We are all very proud of him.

Q: What'd you eat for dinner the night before?

A: A shitton of pasta
bread
lot's of bread
salad
Water, a whole lot of water.


Please keep his response in mind for when you prepare to run a half marathon of your own.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

November 18, 2010: Actually

Q: What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?

A: stir fry

November 18, 2010: Frankly

Q: What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?

A: Got home at 6pm after a long day of handing out crossword puzzles with the words bench and saw in them to middle school students (shop class) and poured myself a bigboy Gin and Tonic. Yum. I proceeded to the snack cabinet. My pudgy fingers opened the door to find some tostitos, smartfood and chexmix. Needless to say, I had my way all three bags barely slowing down to realize wtf I was even consuming at such a rapid and unapologetic pace. Poured myself some red wine and sat down for dinner which was steak stir fry and salad. Big bowl of both. Real big. Demolished dinner like I hadn't eaten in 4 months. Finished the bottle of red win by slurping 2 more glasses, quickly. I don't like to savor wine, I like to drink it fast, almost as if it's water after a long run. Moved onto the white wine, finished the bottle in the fridge, only two glasses, really, so not too bad.

Back to the snack cabinet I went to finish off the tostitos. I had an ace in the hole this time though, shredded cheese. You guessed it. I piled those badboys with yellow chedda, threw them in the mic for 45 seconds and was Kobe doing work thereafter.

Overall a pretty decent food night, I'd say.

November 10, 2010: Frankly

Q: What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?

A: Amanda made this greek salad dish with garlic chicken sausage and pita bread. I had three portions but my fatass didn't stop there. I crushed the Roth's leftover fried rice and demolished a bag of shrimp chips that they had. Then I came home and inhaled an entire stalk of celery with PB. After checking my fridge and pantry three more times I determined that the only way I wasn't going to consume more food was by going to bed. I took a cookie for the road tho.