Q: What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?
A: Amanda made this greek salad dish with garlic chicken sausage and pita bread. I had three portions but my fatass didn't stop there. I crushed the Roth's leftover fried rice and demolished a bag of shrimp chips that they had. Then I came home and inhaled an entire stalk of celery with PB. After checking my fridge and pantry three more times I determined that the only way I wasn't going to consume more food was by going to bed. I took a cookie for the road tho.
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