On November 21, 2010, our very own Pete Brownell ran a half marathon in Philadelphia with a time of 1 hour and 38 minutes. We are all very proud of him.
Q: What'd you eat for dinner the night before?
A: A shitton of pasta
bread
lot's of bread
salad
Water, a whole lot of water.
Please keep his response in mind for when you prepare to run a half marathon of your own.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
November 18, 2010: Frankly
Q: What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?
A: Got home at 6pm after a long day of handing out crossword puzzles with the words bench and saw in them to middle school students (shop class) and poured myself a bigboy Gin and Tonic. Yum. I proceeded to the snack cabinet. My pudgy fingers opened the door to find some tostitos, smartfood and chexmix. Needless to say, I had my way all three bags barely slowing down to realize wtf I was even consuming at such a rapid and unapologetic pace. Poured myself some red wine and sat down for dinner which was steak stir fry and salad. Big bowl of both. Real big. Demolished dinner like I hadn't eaten in 4 months. Finished the bottle of red win by slurping 2 more glasses, quickly. I don't like to savor wine, I like to drink it fast, almost as if it's water after a long run. Moved onto the white wine, finished the bottle in the fridge, only two glasses, really, so not too bad.
Back to the snack cabinet I went to finish off the tostitos. I had an ace in the hole this time though, shredded cheese. You guessed it. I piled those badboys with yellow chedda, threw them in the mic for 45 seconds and was Kobe doing work thereafter.
Overall a pretty decent food night, I'd say.
A: Got home at 6pm after a long day of handing out crossword puzzles with the words bench and saw in them to middle school students (shop class) and poured myself a bigboy Gin and Tonic. Yum. I proceeded to the snack cabinet. My pudgy fingers opened the door to find some tostitos, smartfood and chexmix. Needless to say, I had my way all three bags barely slowing down to realize wtf I was even consuming at such a rapid and unapologetic pace. Poured myself some red wine and sat down for dinner which was steak stir fry and salad. Big bowl of both. Real big. Demolished dinner like I hadn't eaten in 4 months. Finished the bottle of red win by slurping 2 more glasses, quickly. I don't like to savor wine, I like to drink it fast, almost as if it's water after a long run. Moved onto the white wine, finished the bottle in the fridge, only two glasses, really, so not too bad.
Back to the snack cabinet I went to finish off the tostitos. I had an ace in the hole this time though, shredded cheese. You guessed it. I piled those badboys with yellow chedda, threw them in the mic for 45 seconds and was Kobe doing work thereafter.
Overall a pretty decent food night, I'd say.
November 10, 2010: Frankly
Q: What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?
A: Amanda made this greek salad dish with garlic chicken sausage and pita bread. I had three portions but my fatass didn't stop there. I crushed the Roth's leftover fried rice and demolished a bag of shrimp chips that they had. Then I came home and inhaled an entire stalk of celery with PB. After checking my fridge and pantry three more times I determined that the only way I wasn't going to consume more food was by going to bed. I took a cookie for the road tho.
A: Amanda made this greek salad dish with garlic chicken sausage and pita bread. I had three portions but my fatass didn't stop there. I crushed the Roth's leftover fried rice and demolished a bag of shrimp chips that they had. Then I came home and inhaled an entire stalk of celery with PB. After checking my fridge and pantry three more times I determined that the only way I wasn't going to consume more food was by going to bed. I took a cookie for the road tho.
September 29, 2010: Frankly
Q: Let's hear it, Mike. What did you have, buddy?
A: I had a red radish and three hummingbirds. Then, Andrew Chan's friend Ed bought me shots and I put all of the above in the toilet.
A: I had a red radish and three hummingbirds. Then, Andrew Chan's friend Ed bought me shots and I put all of the above in the toilet.
September 29, 2010: Actually
Q: Patrick, what did you have for dinner tonight?
A: Dumplings. Pork. Also some black beans and an apple.
A: Dumplings. Pork. Also some black beans and an apple.
September 28, 2010: Actually
Q: Pete, what'd you do for supper, bud?
A: Personally, I had a few things. Went to Amanda's and had some spagehtti squash, some whole wheat pizza, and some shrimp and green beans.
Very very good.
Oh, and turkey bacon.
A: Personally, I had a few things. Went to Amanda's and had some spagehtti squash, some whole wheat pizza, and some shrimp and green beans.
Very very good.
Oh, and turkey bacon.
September 28, 2010: Frankly
Q: Really? From where?
A: Some deli next to City Center. I saw a guy with a really good-looking burrito and got jealous, so I blew my load and got the first burrito I saw. Never again.
A: Some deli next to City Center. I saw a guy with a really good-looking burrito and got jealous, so I blew my load and got the first burrito I saw. Never again.
And so it begins...
This blog exists to answer the one question on all of our minds:
What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?
But Frankly, the idea for No Regard for Eating Right was born out of a gchat conversion I had with Jeff Chan (he really is The Worst) after reading that Kobayashi was retiring, Jeff disagreed with me when I called him a Pussy:
And from there we went on to scheme about how we could pitch a special event to ESPN 2 in which an eating contest is made out of Kobayashi's [pussy move] retirement. It would consist of Kobayashi being forced to eat the towel he was "throwing in" and it would be called "Kobayashi: Throwing Up the Towel." If he successfully eats his own towel, he is allowed to retire. But if he fails, he is forced to recall his bullshit retirement and compete against Joey Chestnut in next year's hot dog eating contest to once and for all decide which of the two is really the best at shoving the most penis shaped foods into their mouths in under ten minutes. But most importantly, the special event would have been a huge success and Jeff and I would simultaneously make millions while No Regard for Human Life got tons of press due in part to the awesome success of No Regard for Eating Right.
So friends, welcome to No Regard for Eating Right. Enjoy the ride.
What did you eat for dinner last night, Pete?
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| In this photograph, Pete is eating a Thanksgiving feast. |
But Frankly, the idea for No Regard for Eating Right was born out of a gchat conversion I had with Jeff Chan (he really is The Worst) after reading that Kobayashi was retiring, Jeff disagreed with me when I called him a Pussy:
Me: In other news, Kobayashi is a pussy
Jeff: dude give him a break
Me: no way - he keeps losing so he's quitting
Jeff: sometimes you've gotta just throw in the towel
Me: he should have to eat his towel
And from there we went on to scheme about how we could pitch a special event to ESPN 2 in which an eating contest is made out of Kobayashi's [pussy move] retirement. It would consist of Kobayashi being forced to eat the towel he was "throwing in" and it would be called "Kobayashi: Throwing Up the Towel." If he successfully eats his own towel, he is allowed to retire. But if he fails, he is forced to recall his bullshit retirement and compete against Joey Chestnut in next year's hot dog eating contest to once and for all decide which of the two is really the best at shoving the most penis shaped foods into their mouths in under ten minutes. But most importantly, the special event would have been a huge success and Jeff and I would simultaneously make millions while No Regard for Human Life got tons of press due in part to the awesome success of No Regard for Eating Right.
So friends, welcome to No Regard for Eating Right. Enjoy the ride.
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